[Exotica]
Friday, January 05, 2007
♠ 1:17 AM
I am back! Made this new skin of my favourite eye dropping Alessandra Ambrosio.. look at those long alluring legs...

Anyway, though i am a bit late.. i have officially DIVORCED with Ms 2006 ( Cos she has been a bad girl ) and embrace Ms Sexy 2007 with open arms and lots of kisses! hehe..

O well during 2006, of course MANY THINGS have happened.. DUH.. but the more impt thing is to try to let go the bad things that are still lingering in our brains and tickle our brains a little to give space for newer and more beautiful memories...

But still i have to specially mention bout this BI-AtcH who had back stabbed me.. U thought that i would never find out.. U BURN BITCH COS I KNOW THE STORY.. nuff said.. if i were still in secondary sch.. She should start running and yes there will be blood.. jokin..

Let me share a story with u guys first which is really funny..

Story of the year

This girl lets call her Emily.. She had this huge crush on a cute guy who apparently too had a small crush on her.. and things were going really smoothly. One fine day, the guy invited her to his birthday party. And both of them became a team in one of the game named "Chicken Fight"..

The game is such that the girl would have to sit on the shoulder of another guy and push another girl off in the pool.. Emily who naturally teamed up with the guy got so excited and all.. could not wait to prove to the guy how good team mates they can be.. and in the midst of her excitement, the unthinkable happened....

SHE FARTED ON THE GUY lol! She was so embarrassed of the sound and all but could not seem to stop it.. and the guy had to throw her into the pool which she continued to fart. And true enough, the guy got so turned off, he was never invited to any of his parties ever.

MORAL OF THE STORY: DO NOT EVER get overly excited after consuming methane inducing food

LEts rewind and reminisce the Tammy porn video which my mum non chalently just saved the whole full version for me to watch.. wth.. Okay the point is.. I dont think she is shameless at all.. In fact if we think of how pathetic Singaporean's Sex Life is, we should feel ashame and be glad that she played a part to resuscitate Singapore's ranking to second last place...Hello! I donno bout other ppl, but i think she probably has the best Sex of her life.. while we are still thinkin along the line of Oh in OHIO.. hahha.. Talk bout Sexless in the city.. But of course the Bitch who circulated the vid should be burnt in oil la..

Then came the ppl who so called yearn for the same 'fame' as her. Initially i thought, thats going to be interesting.. But i had to say STOP... i am not being mean but seriously this girl who weighed 170 kg did the same video on a guy she had a crush on.. and ya he was CRUSHED. Girl, thats not the way to generate fame. I am not saying u cannot have sex. In fact u enjoy as much as possible. But the problem comes when reality meets sex vids.. Lets just say ppl prefer to see flesh and nudity but definitely not as much.

o well its getting late.. i shall update tomorrow. stay tune..

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

Tea-Bagging Time


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